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"Irrevocably in love with words"

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Date someone who begs to go down on you.

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  • What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
  • What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!
  • THISSS. DO PEOPLE NOT STEP BACK FROM THEIR OWN NARCISSISM AND OBSESSION WITH BABY CLOTHES AND BABY INSTAGRAM PHOTOS TO NOT CONTEMPLATE THAT YOU ARE MAKING A HUMAN BEING! A human being that will feel pain and be a pain in the ass and that will surely suck the life out of you . Like what if your child is a major asshole? Or worse, what if YOU ARE IN FACT A MAJOR ASSHOLE AND you think you have the authority to spawn humans ...humans who will inevitably resent you. But nope. This is Murica . THE LAND OF THE MOM JEANS AND THE HOME OF THE 19 KIDS N COUNTING

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riots are breaking out in glasgow right now, scottish flags are being burned, people are making nazi salutes, there is racism and sectarianism and god knows what else, there are supposed stabbings, people are being beaten up purely for voting Yes, but the bbc has decided that a news story more worthy of being reported is the first iphone 6 owner dropping his new phone. the anti-scottish bias from the bbc is reaching new levels of absurdity

My girlfriend and I’s first house.  @niiightowlll

My girlfriend and I’s first house.



Tim Burton’s got BIG EYES. Watch the first trailer starring Amy Adams & Christoph Waltz.

FUCK ! My three favourites In one film!!! COMMENCE MAJOR BUZZ




Fuck yes

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Turning Page Instrumental by Sleeping At Last

this is what tonight sounded like


Thanks for noticing


Thanks for noticing

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You’re A Hazard, Harry


You’re A Hazard, Harry

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Reclaiming Mondays one book at a time.

Reclaiming Mondays one book at a time.

Sup, biatch

Saturday afternoon